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shit happens

shit happens

shit happens

shit happens

1

Do you think the person is defective or bad. . . or do you simply chalk that up to 'shit happens' ?

那么你认为那个人是个骗子或是坏人吗 ……或者你只是把它归为 “今天杯具了 ”？

2

But , you know, shit happens. - The chair broke ?

摇椅坏了，但发生了奇迹 -摇椅坏了？

3

I feel it very sensible when you say it but I can not bother to care much of what you say when shit happens to me.

你一讲，我觉得很对，但事一临头，我管不了那么多了。

4

shit happens, but I know my zombi are great , taken from the same stock as yours . The albino is fuck up, but thats how it goes .

总会有意外，但我知道我自己拿到的僵尸很赞，跟你们拿到的是一样的。白化病僵尸确实搞砸了，我也很无奈。

6

Catholicism : If shit happens to you , you deserve it .

天主教：如果大粪闹到你的身上，那是你应得的。

7

JEHOVAH 's WITNESSES : No shit happens until Armageddon .

耶和华的证人：直到世界末日，才会有霉运。

8

Jehovah's Witnesses : Knock knock. Shit happens .

耶和华目击者：敲一敲（gang 门），就会屙出狗屎。

9

Buddhism : It is an illusion that shit happens.

佛教：闹大粪乃为幻象。

10

Atheism : Shit happens for no apparent reason.

无神论：没有明显的证据表明会屙出狗屎来。

11

Shit happens . But when your fridge breaks , that's bad .

倒霉事时有发生，但冰箱坏了是非常糟糕的。

12

Trust us , when that shit happens at DARPA , it 's no accident .

相信我们，如果这种鬼事真的在 DARPA 发生，它绝对不是一场事故。

13

My car broke on the highway . Shit happens .

我的车子坏在公路上；什么倒楣事都会发生。

14

Agnosticism : I think shit happens.

不可知论：我想屙狗屎。

15

Tough luck , but shit happens .

真倒霉，但还是发生了。

16

Mormons: If shit happens, the Church gets 10%.

如果（你）屙有狗屎，教堂拥有 10%。

17

It 's a cold , hard world . Shit happens .

这是个冷酷的世界，任何鸟事都会发生。

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Islam : If shit happens, it is the will of Allah .

伊斯兰教：如果闹了大粪，那是安拉的旨意。

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You're young , you're drunk , you're in bed , you have knives, shit happens .

我们年轻，我们喝醉了，我们躺在床上，我们有小刀，一切就发生了。

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Baptist: I BELIEVE shit happens ! (Amen )

沁信会教：我相信会屙出狗屎的！（阿门）

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